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Who told English is easy?
Fill in the empty with No or  Yes…
1.—–I am stupid…
2.--I don't have seance
3.--I don't have brain…

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Miss U Sms

You're missing somebody, don't way to share your feelings, do not care, we have large collection of miss U sms, to deal with your friends . You are able to send these loving miss you luv poems and friendship miss U sms with your honey one while you miss them

Do You Know???
The Meaning Of. . . Fit Life…??
1 Time Eat?
2 Time Bath?
3 hr Exercise?
5 Times Pray?
6 hr Work?
7 hr Sleep? 
& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.

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Birthday Wishes SMS

Wish you a a lot of  happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with wellness,
Wealthiness and successful in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 

 ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
░H░A░P░P░Y░ 
(¯”•.¸*♥♥♥* ¸.•”¯)
░B░I░R░T░H░D░A░Y░ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♫♪ 

Today a day this day, bloomy day.bright day. Glorious day. cool day. rainy day. oh yar allow it. i just prefer to say.
==>HAPPY BIRTHDAY<<==

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Good Morning Quotes

# We all of the time Work for abettor Tomorrow..
But while Tomorrow Comes,
Rather of Enjoying,
We once again Think of abettor Tomorrow!
Let's Have a Better Today.
GOOD MORNING

# Morning isn't only sunrise
but
A attractive Miracle of god
that defeats swarthiness and spread light.
This may be a really pretty day for you.!!
,\ ! /,
_- O -_
,_,.+”"-._,.+”"-._ ,+
Good  Morning 

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Thanks Giving Day SMS

# It's Not essential To Treat
Each day As The Same. As well,

It isn't essential To Treat
Everybody As The Same.

This blessing,
I'm Thanking People Special To Me
Who Are nearer To My Heart
And Mean Everything To Me.
Happy Thanks giving Day!


# For everybody Near And Dear,
Wishing You A Platonic year,
May Life commit You Your Hard Work’s Pay,
That's Why I'm Wishing You A Happy Thanks giving Day!
Have A fantastic Time Ahead.

Funny SMS Jokes

# Girl:
My Heart Is As A Mobile
And You're The Sim Card

Boy:
I am really Happy. . .

Girl:
Do not Be Too Happy. . .
Whenever I Get A other Offer
I'll exchange The Sim Card..!

# Husband Needed To Call The Infirmary
To Call For About His Pregnant Wife,
But Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.

He Asks, “How’s The position?”

He Was Afraid & Almost Died On Hearing The answer.

They Said, “it is Fine. Three Are Out,
Trust To Get different 7 Out By Lunch,
Final One Was A Duck!”

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Friendship day sms

# True Friendship Is Not Meant
To Come And Go
Just Like The Rains That Pour And Leave,
Its Meant To Stay
And Build Up To A Height
Higher Than The Mountains
And Fly Higher To The Sky.

# A Best Friend Is A Blessing,
Thus, Be A Blessing To Someone.
Find The One Whom You Can Share Your Thoughts
And Willing To Accept Your True Self,
Inside And Out.
Find The One Whom You Can Call “My Person”.

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