Funny SMS Jokes

# Girl:
My Heart Is As A Mobile
And You're The Sim Card

Boy:
I am really Happy. . .

Girl:
Do not Be Too Happy. . .
Whenever I Get A other Offer
I'll exchange The Sim Card..!

# Husband Needed To Call The Infirmary
To Call For About His Pregnant Wife,
But Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.

He Asks, “How’s The position?”

He Was Afraid & Almost Died On Hearing The answer.

They Said, “it is Fine. Three Are Out,
Trust To Get different 7 Out By Lunch,
Final One Was A Duck!”

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